How Would You Like This Wrapped?

The Difference

Al Qaeda Disbands; Says Job of Destroying U.S. Economy Now in Congress’s Hands

A Tale Of Two Cities

Pens And Guns

The Splits

Nation Tunes In To See Which Sociopath More Likable This Time

Jon Stewart: ‘Red line’ Syria crossed is actually a ‘d*ck-measuring ribbon’

Family Concerned After John McCain Wanders Into Syria

Sorry, The Lifeboats Are Just For Us

Target Acquired

Magician Offers Weed To A Cop, Then Outwits Him

'It Burns Much Cleaner'

Conan - Media Reacts: Rising Gas Prices Edition

Juiced