“J.Q., you don’t know me but I know you. I am your friendly ECHELON/Total Awareness/Boundless Informant Surveillance System–actually, an automated response feature of the system. You may wonder why you are receiving this email, and you may attribute it to the email you sent an associate stating that the theater play you attended ‘bombed.’ Since enemies of America use code phrases rather than overt words like ‘bombed,’ that email was noted but not considered actionable. I’m not authorized to reveal what did attract my attention about your communications.”
http://charleshughsmith.blogspot.com/2013/06/a-message-from-your-friendly.html
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