'Come On! Work With Me!'

Pentagon: Cuts Could Hamper Ability To Invade Countries For No Reason

Beggar Thy Neighbor

New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore [2006]

'Public Safety'

Apple iOS 7 iPhone 5S Commercial

Indignant Outrage

Nation Tunes In To See Which Sociopath More Likable This Time

The Difference

Bailed Out

NSA Agent Caught Snooping On Video!

Frustrated NSA Forced To Rely On Still-Secret Mass Surveillance Programs

The Splits

Jon Stewart: ‘Red line’ Syria crossed is actually a ‘d*ck-measuring ribbon’

U.S. Flag Recalled After Causing 143 Million Deaths