“Utah lawmakers are now considering legalizing medical marijuana in their state, which has the DEA very concerned about the impending threat of stoned bunny rabbits. Special agent Matt Fairbanks is convinced that legalization would only turn the state’s cutest mammals against them. In a testimony presented to the Utah Senate Panel, Fairbanks shared his harrowing experiences with hares as part of the state’s “cannabis eradication” team. ‘I deal in facts. I deal in science,’ said Fairbanks, prefacing his argument for the preservation of drug-free wildlife. Fairbanks said that at some illegal marijuana grow sites he saw ‘rabbits that had cultivated a taste for the marijuana.'”
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