
“Among the 86 percent of poll respondents who were in favor of discontinuing the nation, the most frequently cited reasons were a lack of significant results from the current democratic process (36 percent), dissatisfaction with customer service (28 percent), and exhaustion (22 percent). Of those who were against maintaining an American nation, 77 percent said they believe that having a country is ‘counter to the best interests of Americans.’ Twelve percent said ‘the time and effort citizens spend on the country could be better spent elsewhere,’ and 8 percent said they just didn’t care.”
http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-t,1916/
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