“Lockhart, a recent high-school graduate who sources confirmed is plagued by resentment, self-doubt, unexpected fits of rage, and has always had a penchant for tormenting those who are smaller and weaker than him, explained that he feels he is well suited to serve as a police officer. ‘I’ve always wanted to be a cop,’ said Lockhart, whose paranoia and inferiority complex constantly haunt him, leading him to lash out at others in order to convince them he is in control. ‘I know it’s a tough line of work, but I think I’ve got what it takes to earn my shield and get out there and keep the peace.'”
http://www.theonion.com/articles/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove,33427/
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