“Noting that the individuals in question may be extremely mentally disturbed or suffering from a serious psychological illness, the nation’s psychiatrists announced Wednesday that they are deeply concerned for the estimated 5 percent of Americans who were found in nationwide polls this week to approve of the U.S. Congress.”
http://www.theonion.com/articles/psychiatrists-deeply-concerned-for-5-of-americans,34163/
Related posts:
Jon Stewart to McCain: Does war with Syria interrupt video poker time?
Dear Assad: Please Review Internationally Accepted Methods Of Murdering People
Bailed Out
Apple iOS 7 iPhone 5S Commercial
Insane Tourists Blatantly Defying The U.S. Government’s Demands
So What's Your Point?
Conan - Media Reacts: Rising Gas Prices Edition
Love Gov: Keeping a Close Eye on Privacy
A Tale Of Two Cities
Best Propaganda Film (OSCAR 2013 SPOILER! LEAKED CLIP!!)
Beggar Thy Neighbor
Sexy NSA Commercial With Sasha Grey
'Public Safety'
Hey Uncle Sam, Leave Them Kids Alone
'Our Comprehensive Middle-East Policy'