'Public Safety'

'It Burns Much Cleaner'

Jon Stewart Rips CNN Apart for Confusing, Frenzied Shooting Coverage

A Really Good Deal

Bernanke to Oprah: "I've Been Doping for Years"

Help Kickstart World War III!

Juiced

Citizen Obama’s Middle-Class Vacation in Martha’s Vineyard

Dear Assad: Please Review Internationally Accepted Methods Of Murdering People

Bitcoin Mastercard Priceless Parody

Beggar Thy Neighbor

The NSA is Coming to Town

A New Batch of One-Liners Provides more Evidence of Jay Leno’s Inner Libertarianism

New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore [2006]

Clapper On Clapper Off