“The government shutdown has shuttered all the monuments and park services in D.C. And signs like this are littered all over the city, demanding that people stay out of the beautiful parks FOR THEIR OWN SAFETY. But look at these radicals who are blatantly defying the federal government by having a stroll and eating lunch in a CLOSED PARK. Check out these anarchists wandering around this grassy field in front of the Washington Monument. ‘Uhhhh… guys?’ Who are these reprobates? The reflecting pool is closed, so QUIT IT with your romantic picnic! Stop taking dumb tourist photos of your girlfriend! This is a SHUTDOWN.”
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/brave-tourists-are-blatantly-defying-the-us-governments-dema
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