Help Obama Kickstart World War III! [2013]

'All Units Assist, Dissent Detected, We Require Backup'

Drone Policy

Strip Chess With Putin

U.S. Promises Smooth Transfer of Quagmire from Afghanistan to Syria

Target Acquired

Philadelphia Eagles Player Photographed Peeing on IRS Sign

'You Idiots Still Love Me'

Best Propaganda Film (OSCAR 2013 SPOILER! LEAKED CLIP!!)

Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement

Jon Stewart Rips CNN Apart for Confusing, Frenzied Shooting Coverage

Hello! You've Been Targeted For A United States Drone Assassination

'I Want A List Of Each And Every Angry Villager'

Finally, a chance to read the contents of the TPP.

'Go Fetch The Paper, Bo'