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Inside Scoop on the Next Fed Chairman
“Davita Vance-Cooks is not a household name. But this will soon change. Not only will Ms. Vance-Cooks be ‘the first female and the first African-American’ (as The Washington Post would say) to run the central bank, but she will be the first chairman with printing experience outside the Fed itself. She is currently the public printer of the United States — as the head of the U.S. Government Printing Office (or GPO) is officially known. Before that, she had been ‘acting public printer.’ (The fact that she was acting did not make her less of a real public printer.) Ms. Vance-Cooks’ printing experience will be very useful at the Fed.”
http://lfb.org/today/inside-scoop-on-the-next-fed-chairman
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Poll: Majority Of Americans Approve Of Sending Congress To Syria
“As President Obama continues to push for a plan of limited military intervention in Syria, a New York Times/CBS News poll showed that though just 1 in 4 Americans believe that the United States has a responsibility to intervene in the Syrian conflict, more than 90 percent of the public is convinced that putting all 535 representatives of the United States Congress on the ground in Syria—including Senate pro tempore Patrick Leahy, House Speaker John Boehner, House Majority Leader Eric Cantor, and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, and, in fact, all current members of the House and Senate—is the best course of action at this time.”
http://www.theonion.com/articles/poll-majority-of-americans-approve-of-sending-cong,33752/
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Jon Stewart to McCain: Does war with Syria interrupt video poker time?
“‘Is this possible global conflagration interrupting your video poker time?’ Stewart mockingly asked McCain, pointing out that the senator has been pushing for the U.S. to attack Syria for a year, only to devote the moment to picking up an imaginary winning hand. Stewart also pointed out that the U.S. has tried seemingly everything with regards to the Middle East: dialogue (every 8 years or so), sanctions, explicit and not-so-explicit rewarding of coups. ‘It’s like, even though we’re a superpower, we haven’t figured out that we don’t actually have superpowers,’ Stewart said. ‘But we just keep jumping out of the building, thinking we’re gonna fly.'”
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Jon Stewart: ‘Red line’ Syria crossed is actually a ‘d*ck-measuring ribbon’
“Returning to the familiar sight of the U.S. threatening to attack a Middle Eastern country, Jon Stewart dismissed the posturing surrounding a possible military strike against Syria on The Daily Show on Tuesday. ‘Oh, right — we have to bomb Syria because we’re in seventh grade,’ Stewart said. ‘And the ‘red line’ that they crossed is actually a d*ck-measuring ribbon.’ Instead of thinking of it as refusing to give in to aggression, he argued, real ‘weakness’ on the part of the U.S. would be listening to the ‘parade of idiots who got the same issue wrong in Iraq — or as those people are known on cable, experts.'”
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The Sand Trap
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Jon Stewart’s Slam Of Obama’s ‘Red Line’ Comment
“Jon Stewart pokes fun at Obama for his ‘red line’ comments and overall position on Syria.”
http://libertycrier.com/jon-stewarts-slam-obamas-red-line-comment/
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A Funny Look at How Obamacare Screws Young People
“I’m reluctant to give favorable attention to anything associated with Rove, but this new video from one of his organizations is too good not to share. The Department of Health and Human Services has a video contest to sucker gullible young people into signing up for Obamacare, and here’s the satirical gem put together by Crossroads GPS. In conclusion, let’s remember that young people are suffering for reasons other than Obamacare. Here’s a video from the Center for Freedom and Prosperity Foundation that looks at four examples of how Obamanomics is especially bad news for those under age 30.”
http://danieljmitchell.wordpress.com/2013/08/30/a-funny-look-at-how-obamacare-screws-young-people/
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‘Our Comprehensive Middle-East Policy’
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Citizen Obama’s Middle-Class Vacation in Martha’s Vineyard
“Seventy hotel rooms had been booked for the president’s secret police (not counting those for the whores). Somber men could be seen everywhere with earpieces and bulging jackets. People on the island generally yielded before them on the sidewalk, out of deference for what they understand are their own bodyguards. ‘It’s good to be in Massachusetts again,’ the president confided when climbing down from a MV-22 Osprey, a military helicopter-airplane hybrid. ‘With its tough gun laws, the state of Massachusetts illustrates how common-sense controls can reduce crimes and create a safe gun-free zone for middle-class families like mine.'”
http://dailyreckoning.com/citizen-obamas-middle-class-vacation-in-marthas-vineyard/
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