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State of the Union (2014 Political Remix Video)
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The NSA is Coming to Town
“You better watch out, You better not Skype, You better log out, Yeah you better not type, The NSA is coming to town. You’re making a list, They’re checking it twice; They’re watching almost every electronic device, The NSA is coming to town. They see you when you’re sleeping, They hear while you’re awake, They know who you call and who you write, So encrypt for goodness’ sake! With Congress in the dark and a cloak-and-dagger court, We’re lookin’ for answers, they’re comin’ up short, The NSA is coming to town. They’re making a list, Checking it twice; They’re watching almost every electronic device, NSA is coming to town. The NSA is coming to town, The NSA is coming to town.”
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Bitcoin Mastercard Priceless Parody
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Many U.S. Businesses Actually Just Fronts For Moneymaking Operations
“‘Though appearing from the exterior to be legitimate operations, thousands of businesses in local communities across the nation are actually covering for organized rings of moneymakers whose whole purpose is to earn profits,’ U.S. Attorney Office spokesman Martin Langler said following the successful raid of a front organization in Virginia, a so-called quality home furnishings outlet that was found to have thousands of dollars of paper bills in registers throughout the store as well as a large supply of cash procured through the storefront and then deposited into a private bank account.”
http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-report-shows-many-us-businesses-actually-just,34723/
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Insane Tourists Blatantly Defying The U.S. Government’s Demands
“The government shutdown has shuttered all the monuments and park services in D.C. And signs like this are littered all over the city, demanding that people stay out of the beautiful parks FOR THEIR OWN SAFETY. But look at these radicals who are blatantly defying the federal government by having a stroll and eating lunch in a CLOSED PARK. Check out these anarchists wandering around this grassy field in front of the Washington Monument. ‘Uhhhh… guys?’ Who are these reprobates? The reflecting pool is closed, so QUIT IT with your romantic picnic! Stop taking dumb tourist photos of your girlfriend! This is a SHUTDOWN.”
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/brave-tourists-are-blatantly-defying-the-us-governments-dema
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Psychiatrists Deeply Concerned For 5% Of Americans Who Approve Of Congress
“Noting that the individuals in question may be extremely mentally disturbed or suffering from a serious psychological illness, the nation’s psychiatrists announced Wednesday that they are deeply concerned for the estimated 5 percent of Americans who were found in nationwide polls this week to approve of the U.S. Congress.”
http://www.theonion.com/articles/psychiatrists-deeply-concerned-for-5-of-americans,34163/
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‘South Park’ tackles the NSA, just not as expected
“In the end, Cartman manages to blow the whistle on the NSA’s program (which utilizes an imprisoned Santa to track the world’s citizens) but unfortunately discovers the public doesn’t give a shit. The citizens of South Park assume that whatever the government is doing, it has only their best interest at heart. It’s hard to say if this conclusion parallels reality, but if true, America may be closer to South Park than we thought.”
http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/south-park-nsa-episode/
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Apple iOS 7 iPhone 5S Commercial
“Introducing the new iPhone nSa, the best surveillance device to date. It aims to put your freedom… in the crosshairs.”
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Jon Stewart Rips CNN Apart for Confusing, Frenzied Shooting Coverage
“Jon Stewart opened Tuesday night’s Daily Show with a powerful indictment of how cable news covered the Washington Navy Yard shooting, aimed squarely at the ‘breathless wrongness’ of CNN. Stewart spent not one, but two whole segments mercilessly tearing CNN apart for how awfully it covered the shooting, especially all the unnecessary speculation. Stewart yelled at one CNN reporter, ‘You’re just standing in front of a camera naming shit you see!’ and likened it to ‘walking down the street with a five-year-old.’ He ran the gamut from one anchor demanding to know the size of a building to another asking about the clothes someone who may have been the suspect possibly wore.”
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‘Libertarians’
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